Friday, April 25, 2008

A night in (two variations)...

"Well, I'd better go, I have a naked boyfriend in my bed," she said, after our seven minute conversation came to its conclusion.

I was standing in the kitchen, sunset streaming into my face. "Ooh, well, aren't you lucky," I said. "Far more exciting than my prospects."

"All I have is a bottle of wine and a porn magazine."

She laughed, then paused when she realized I wasn't.

"Are you serious?.." she asked, after a slight pause. I reciprocated her silence.

"Well, I have the wine open just now..." I said, as she burst out laughing again.

3 comments:

Crap Newsman said...

What happened to the latin boy?

Steve said...

He's still around, he was just busy last night.

Crap Newsman said...

Oh, that's good to know. Do update us, dear. ;)