This is a two-poster day, because I can't not put this up.
I came downstairs this morning, suffering from a Turkey hangover. I swear, everything feels fat thanks to that damn bird, and we've still got another family dinner tonight, plus leftovers for the rest of the week...
As usual, I switched my phone on to see if I'd gotten any messages. Moments after it had turned on, my text message noise sounded. Not a curious thing, really.
"1 New Message," read the display, so I pressed read, hoping it was from Danny.
"I miss your cock ;)"
From Brian.
My ears started to hum, and I sat hard on the couch. Could a more random thing have arrived in my mailbox?
I guess I'm just not used to being the centre of such attention. Like I've said before, I haven't got a closet full of Exes, and I'm not used to being the one involved in such situations.
Immediately I texted Matt, who said I'm with Danny now and to ignore it.
Not that I was going to do anything about it...but what do I text back? "Gee, you don't like your boyfriend's cock?" or "Thanks, it's pretty great." Oh, how about, "What the fuck are you sending me this for, I haven't seen you in six months."
This could be either a highly dramatic situation, or a simple flirtation, or a joke. I was just so shocked to have gotten it that I lost all capability of sane thought for the hour afterwards.
It's true enough though. You'd miss it too.
5 comments:
Just text back "I left it in my other pants"
I bet he texted it late at night and was horny... I would have texted him back, "then go jerk off."
PS. Nice to know guys miss your cock! :0)
I get messages like that too. I found they are best left ignored.
It must have been that good eh! ;)
I'd say just ignore it or reply him to go jerk off!
"Thanks, it's pretty great."
Nothing Golden Stays
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